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Post by DM Cyphus on May 3, 2006 11:59:38 GMT -5
Well...I just made last minute flight plans to head down to Texas this weekend. It's birthday number 21 for old Denny here. Now I can relax with those Jack and Coke's legally after work. Anyway...gonna head down south and celebrate there. Might make my way across the Mexican border. lol And sadly I'm not j/k. Just so you know, I will expect you to mount a rescue mission worthy of "Let's Get Harry" if I wind up in a Mexican prison for whatever reason.
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Post by DarkAffair on May 3, 2006 12:11:16 GMT -5
hahahahah well I wrote a hiaku for you to think about.
Jail is a bad place to be in a country that produced the Dirty Sanchez.
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Post by DarkAffair on May 3, 2006 12:19:52 GMT -5
also I found some lines that my help if you get caught in a mexican prison
Colocas mi calcetíns. Por favor.
Tengo un lápiz pequeño.
¡Pare el lamerse de las puntas!
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Post by The Ascendant on May 3, 2006 13:59:00 GMT -5
another phrase to remember:
No mas! No mas por favor!! Tengo un grande delores de mi culero!
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Post by DM Cyphus on May 4, 2006 7:16:09 GMT -5
lol...I'll try to remember it all. Anyhow, after today (my flight leaves at 5:00 p.m., so I'm headed there right after work) you probably won't hear from me until Monday night or Tuesday morning. I'll try to finish up our combat this morning. We're doin' alright, I think you'll have 'em all down and out pretty quickly.
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Post by The Ascendant on May 4, 2006 14:16:06 GMT -5
whose turn is it in that thread?
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Post by DM Cyphus on May 5, 2006 14:36:44 GMT -5
Not sure who's it is...you'd have to look and double check the initiative from my earlier post... Checkin' in from Texas...nice weather...a little humid for my tastes... Sorry we didn't finish the combat. See you boys Monday night...headin' to the boat down in Lake Charles tonight. lol
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Post by The Ascendant on May 9, 2006 11:15:17 GMT -5
Ok... so its Tuesday and Denny isnt back... I took the liberty of getting some mercs together and laying out a plan... we are going to fly down to the border in a chinook helicopter and then stay over at a brothel where Selma Hayek dances with a boa snake... apparently its hotter than a red stove... I am going to study her sexxi dancing so I can imitate it in phase 3 of our plan. I also bought a couple of crates of guns and the A-Team's van. We are still going to need to purchase a welder and some chloroform to put Mr.T to sleep while we travel. Once we are in El Mexico, we are going to have Mr.T pity some fools until they tell us where Denny is being held. I will then disguise myself as a mexican prostitute and perform Selma's boa dance. Right as I get the gate guards to lower their defenses, the van will cruise in with Mr.T and the rest of you blowing shit up and shooting alot of bullets which will surprisingly not hit anyone, but alot of people will fly up into the air and stop moving. Although we are riding into a trap laid out by the cunning El Muerte, we dont need to worry because I have sent a letter to The Chuck Norris describing how El Muerte has ridiculed his roundhouse kick. Once the battle is fully underway, Chuck Norris and Mr.T will gang up on the cunning El Muerte who is really the cleverly disguised Jean Claude Van Dam!! A massive kung fu throwdown will then commence and some of you may die... but it will be worth it once we free Denny. After Denny is free, we will make another daring escape in the A-Team van to the sounds of a mariachi band playing in the distance. Antonio Banderas will not be invited. Any questions?
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Post by DM Cyphus on May 9, 2006 12:41:55 GMT -5
ROFL. Yes, just one question: Can Selma Hayek come with us after the kung fu throwdown? Anyway...call off the mercs. I'm back...just slept in to recover from the uh...drinking. Good weekend...sorry about the delay in the game...but it was pretty damned worth it. Went down to the casino boat in Louisiana while I was there...pulled out a hundred bucks and played $10 hands of blackjack...10 hands later we went home. No, I kid. I was up to about $200 after a short time, and then I set aside my original cash and just played with the casino's money. Then I doubled that money... Foolishly, I set none of it aside, and thanks to the endless supply of rum and cokes, I only walked away with about $50. Still...I walked out with more than I went in with...and the rum and coke supply also took a serious dent. Now I'm back, and about to go a postin'. I've got my combat spreadsheet out as well as the map. Dice are good to go as well. All should be under way shortly.
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Post by The Ascendant on May 9, 2006 18:19:55 GMT -5
Mr.T is gonna be motherfucking pissed off yo...
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Post by DM Cyphus on May 10, 2006 7:31:05 GMT -5
Yeah...you'd better dump him in a dumpster somewhere that says, "Now you've been pitied. - C. Norris" just to be safe. Don't want him waking up and pitying you.
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Post by DM Cyphus on May 10, 2006 11:23:23 GMT -5
Hmmm...
The boards seem slow of late. Seems like we were really movin' along there for a little while. Now we've kinda hit a slow spot. We haven't had Bill or Lawfather logged in for 9 days...Zed has been out of action for two weeks now. And, in fact, silentblade logged in 16 days ago. lol But, still, we're just barely creepin' along. This must be fixed! lol
Perhaps we should schedule a night here comin' up to do nothin' but game and post on the board? Advance the storyline a bunch all at once and maybe even kick off Josh's game?
What say you, my friends? Sound like a plan? Possibly a way to breathe a little life into our old boards?
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Post by The Ascendant on May 10, 2006 13:55:08 GMT -5
Im down...I know that Luke and Keli frequent the boards...Ben does as well but at odd hours... Im ready to roll with Narfell as soon as folks characters are done. The only person in that group Im somewhat worried about is Bill since the rest of you are mostly complete.
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Post by DM Cyphus on May 10, 2006 13:55:43 GMT -5
Yeah...I haven't seen him around a lot lately.
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Post by delkar on May 10, 2006 23:06:41 GMT -5
Eh...the summer so far is erattic for me...I'm not around as often during the day as before...but I try to check in at least once or twice a day.
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